Today Is My "Due Date"
If one more person walks through that door and says "Did you have the baby yet?" I'm going to punch them. Yes, I did. You saw me yesterday but somewhere in between then and now I delivered a baby, brought her home and oh yea, that BIG MASSIVE BUMP still under my shirt? That's a figment of your imagination. Ugh.
I'm still pregnant, I'm miserable and everyone better stay back.
For My Darling Baby Girl: We are just SO READY now. Please please please come.
3 Comments:
Well ... July 4th is winding down ... Did you have the baby yet?
I heard that spicy mexican food might do the trick. Apparently, I was born after a big dinner of pepperoni pizza.....
Just a thought!
try stimulating ur breats and having a BIG orgasm lol since u wont be able to have one for about 6 weeks after READ IT,,,,, DONE IT<<< and it definitly works
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